HOW A THIRST TRAP WORKS

A THIRST TRAP IS CALLED A THIRST TRAP FOR A REASON AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU WHY AND HOW IT WORKS:

A THIRST TRAP IS NOT JUST A SEXY PICTURE THAT CAPTURES YOUR ATTENTION, IT'S A TRAP THAT WORKS IN STAGES TO MAKE YOU GO FROM LUST TO OBSESSION, AND LEADS TO HEART BREAK AND/OR PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT THROUGH SCREEN SHOTS.

1. THE FIRST STAGE IN THIRST TRAPPING IS TO SET THE TRAP UP WITH A PICTURE (STOP STARING AT DA FUCKING PICTURE AND READ, SEE HOW THIRST TRAPPING WORKS?). ITS A PICTURE THAT IS SURE TO CAPTURE YOUR ATTENTION. THIS IS WHEN LUST BEGINS.

2. AFTER YOU GET THE THIRST TRAP PIC YOU'RE GONNA WANT MORE, THIS IS WHEN INSTAGRAM COMES IN. A BITCH'S INSTAGRAM WILL BE FULL OF THIRST TRAP PICS THAT WILL KEEP YOU CONSTANTLY THIRSTING, THAT'S THE POINT.

3.AFTER YOU'VE FINISHED STALKING THE SHIT OUT HER INSTAGRAM, YOU'RE GONNA WANT A TASTE. THIS IS WHEN YOUR THIRST GOES TO OBSESSION AND EVERYTHING GOES DOWN HILL.

AFTER YOU'VE THIRSTED THROUGH HER INSTAGRAM AND CONVINCED YOURSELF SHE'S  INTERESTED IN YOU BECAUSE SHE SENT YOU A PICTURE OF HERSELF, YOU'RE GONNA START SENDING THIRSTY TEXTS. IT WAS FAKE INTEREST TO GET YOU TO THIRST, SOMETHING SHE DOES TO EVERY GUY, YOU FELL IN THE TRAP. YOU WENT FROM THIRSTING TO BEING TRAPPED BY THIRST, HENCE THE THIRST TRAP. NOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THIS STUPID BITCH, BUT TO HER IT'S ALL A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE TO MAKE HERSELF FEEL VALIDATED.

       

                                             
THE BEST WAY TO AVOID FALLING INTO THE THIRST TRAP IS TO TELL A BITCH YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SEEING PICTURES OF HER BECAUSE YOU RATHER SEE HOW SHE LOOKS NAKED IN PERSON. THIS WILL SHOW THE BITCH THAT YOU'RE NOT THIRSTY (EVEN THO YOU ARE), AND IF SHES FULL OF SHIT SHES NOT GONNA WASTE TIME TRYNA MAKE YOU THIRST, YOU EITHER GONNA GET PUSSY OR GET HER TO STOP TRYNA TRAP YOU WITH THIRST TRAPS. EITHER WAY YOU STILL COME OUT ON TOP BRUH. #AllHailTweetGawd

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